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 No.116214[Reply]

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/video-baby-born-four-legs-two-spines-recovering-reconstructive-surgery/

 No.116218

Jesus Christ what the fuck


 No.116221

Racemixing; not even once.


 No.116247




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 No.116241[Reply]

me the wiztard grill

 No.116244

weird, totally, out of this world




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 No.116237[Reply]

Dear Girls Who Are (Finally) Ready To Date Nice Guys: We Don’t Want You Anymore

You had your chance on our first (and only) date. I held the door open for you and bought you dinner at that 5-star restaurant you so slyly worked into the conversation. You looked amazing and I went all out to impress you. You walked through the door I held open for you without a thank you or really any acknowledgement of my little gesture.

I asked you about your hopes and dreams and listened to you bitch about your ex-boyfriend as you ordered that $100 bone-in ribeye and the wine with the fancy vintage you just had to try. You finished the wine but took most of the steak home in a doggy bag. I only now realize that it was the ex-boyfriend you were texting all evening, I hope he enjoyed the steak I bought him. By the way that “emergency call” you got after dinner didn’t fool anyone. I’m not stupid, unlike most of the guys you’ve dated.

I was wonderful to you, I was a gentleman. I treated you with respect, like a lady deserves to be treated. I enjoyed your company and you had my full attention. I didn’t expect anything in return except a chance to win your heart. I’m stable, I’m a good provider, I want marriage and kids in my future. I’m the man of your dreams, but you couldn’t see that. Or maybe you just didn’t care. You were pretty preoccupied with your texting.

But now you’re ready to date me? Really? You’ll excuse me if I’m not jumping for joy. You’ve dissed me, rejected me, took advantage of me, dodged my goodnight kiss and couldn’t wait to get away from me. Now suddenly you want me? Sorry, I’m not buying it.

I get it though, now that you’re on the downside of 30, the wrinkles are starting, the body is sagging and you have stretch marks and that c-section scar from pushing out that bad boy’s rugrat. I know it was impossible to see that that deadbeat irresponsible jerk was actually a deadbeat irresponsible jerk, but that’s not my problem. While you were waiting for those texts that never came I was busy getting my career in order and maximizing my credit score. Now my biggest issue is deciding which color Audi I’m going Post too long. Click here to view the full text.



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 No.116212[Reply]

'Windows 10 destroyed our data!' Microsoft hauled into US court

>Updated Three people in Illinois have filed a lawsuit against Microsoft, claiming that its Windows 10 update destroyed their data and damaged their computers.

>The complaint [PDF], filed in Chicago's US District Court on Thursday, charges that Microsoft Windows 10 is a defective product and that its maker failed to provide adequate warning about the potential risks posed by Windows 10 installation – specifically system stability and data loss.

>Microsoft "failed to exercise reasonable care in designing, formulating, and manufacturing the Windows 10 upgrade and placing it into the stream of commerce," the complaint claims. "As a result of its failure to exercise reasonable care, [the company] distributed an operating system that was liable to cause loss of data or damage to hardware."

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/24/microsoft_windows_10_update/

 No.116229

One of the Terms of Use disclaimers for pretty much any software ever is that they are not to be held responsible for these kinds of occurrences. Good luck tbh.




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 No.116119[Reply]

I started paying to god like 2 or 3 days ago to be Auto-Alpha and went out today for a job interview and they loved me and on my way out of that place got offered another job by a red haired qt who also then gave me her personal card in addition to her manager's car and she really wanted me come work with her. I am not sure how old she is though; she might be older than me. Then I went out to the market today and got so many people smiling at me and wanting to talk to me and be around me. There is nothing like letting alphaness just flow from God through you. You don't even have to think any of it over at all, everything is just automatic-alpha. I also had some black haired girl invite me to go ride horses with her on her farm. She's Dutch but…

>black hair

Do not want. Might go ride horses with her anyways though but what if she tries to kiss me or something and make me her boyfriend?

Also some chink woman randomly said to me that I ought to take one of her bracelets "for your gf". I was like… I don't have a GF and she's like "you do". What did she mean by this?

Anyways, why haven't you attuned to the satyr/alpha god-mode archetype yet /4chon/? Let it work upon you and remake you. heh jk, do what you want, you betas. heh

Praise be to God the bestower of alpha vibes.

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 No.116145

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God doesn't work like that. You possibly just got confidence on your own. More likely, though, you accidentally prayed to satan and satan gave you alphaness. You'll probably have to spend an eternity in hell after you die for satan's "gift" of temporary alphaness but whatever, at least you're enjoying yourself.


 No.116146

>>116145

Christcuck please, your semitic desert tales have nothing to do with the reality of god.


 No.116215

> you betas


 No.116222

>>116130

me counting smiley's days of his "hypomanic phase"


 No.116225

>>116215

*beta detected*

You is just not operating on the alpha wavelength.

heh




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 No.116211[Reply]

Grayling denies UK laptop ban is due to lax airport security

>The transport secretary, Chris Grayling, has denied that the UK’s decision to impose a cabin baggage ban on laptops and other electronic devices on flights from eight countries meant their airport security was lax.

>On Tuesday, the UK and US governments announced sweeping cabin bans on laptops and tablets, though different in scope. The UK has banned the items on flights from six countries: Turkey, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt, Tunisia and Saudi Arabia, with UK airlines including British Airways and EasyJet among those affected. The Department for Transport has said the ban must be implemented by Saturday.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/22/grayling-denies-uk-laptop-ban-is-due-to-lax-airport-security

 No.116216

poncy twat




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 No.116141[Reply]

https://8ch.net/pol/res/9573785.html

lmao it's real

 No.116160

BUY BUY BUY!




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 No.116095[Reply]

GameStop shares plummet on reports of lost sales

Shares of GameStop fell more than 13 percent Friday after the company reported sales declines in almost all of its segments during the fourth quarter.

GameStop reported Thursday that hardware sales declined 29.1 percent, and new software sales fell by 19.3 percent for the quarter — two categories that were once key in boosting revenue for the retailer.

The Texas-based company said fiscal fourth-quarter global sales decreased 13.6 percent to $3.05 billion, while consolidated comparable sales — a metric monitored closely for retail companies by Wall Street — declined 16.3 percent, falling in line with analysts' estimates, according to FactSet.

In 2017, GameStop said it expects to close between 2 to 3 percent of its global store footprint, a sign that traffic at its brick-and-mortar locations has slowed. The company also said Thursday that its video game category has become "weak."

"The fourth quarter [ended Jan. 28] was significantly impacted by … aggressive console promotions by other retailers on Thanksgiving [Day] and Black Friday," the company wrote in its earnings release. GameStop is facing more competition from big-box retailers such as Target and Wal-Mart, and e-commerce giant Amazon.

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/24/shares-of-game-stop-plummet-on-reports-of-lost-sales.html

 No.116132

They jewed the shit out of the gamer and haven't made any good games since Warcraft III and Minecraft. This is what you get when you shit everything up.


 No.116140

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>>116132

You didn't like Dead or Alive 5?


 No.116142

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>>116140

>all these finishes and never once is her modesty completely revoked




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 No.116113[Reply]

shenmue from 1999 has more detailed graphics than zelda from 2017

how does dis make u feel

 No.116115

My-a hard-oware isn't-a inferior! It's-a just-a my style-a!


 No.116118

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 No.116126

>shenmue is tiny highly detailed areas like Yakuza

>zaldo is a giant coherent world you're supposed to explore.

>one is small scale high derail one os large scale low detail

Not sure which philosophy is better, but I like gaems like Shenmue and Yakuza(after 2 that is, first 2 were ass) more than gaems like zaldo and skikerim




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 No.115956[Reply]

thinkin about how we still in chains

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 No.116071

>>116068

very ironpilled video thx m8


 No.116106

>>116057

Half the people outside in my area are Mennonites. If you aren't in boots with all black clothing you stand out.


 No.116110

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 No.116121

>>116110

Holy shit I had beard and hair and black coat almost exactly like that pic oh and the glasses too about 3 weeks ago


 No.116124

>>116121

pics or it didnt happen




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 No.115836[Reply]

Is it actually healthy or good to keep yourself le pure virgin husbando?

I have been thinking this over a lot lately and I don't think it's how God made men to be.

It makes sense for women; but not for the male.

All the alpha men I know IRL who have 10/10 hot wives have fucked like a hundred other women. One I know turns down lots of women every day but he still puts out those vibes and basically constantly auto-seduces every woman around him.

I on the other hand intentionally avoid talking to or even looking at any woman that I find attractive for fear she might become interested in me and steal my virginity.

I highly value virginity; but maybe this is why I have had such delayed development, not being able to grow pubic hair, not being able to grow a beard, soft voice, etc. There is no precedent for this in my lineage, none of the males in my line have ever been like me, so it's obviously my behaviour that has made me so fucking soft.

Probably if I was in a proper, nationalist, country I would have been drafted and while in the military they would have forced me to be a man by fucking some woman.

I've never taken those FoKy memes about being a crazed bitter virgin or whatever seriously but the more I think about it, love and sex are powers that give vitality to the man, like God makes you a hundred times more capable to do shit with your life and takes away all the fatigue and bullshit that holds you back.

I should stop holding myself to the standards of a woman. The other thing is, white women in my country aren't breeding anyways, and the majority of them will meet some kind of terrible fate. Either they'll fuck a shitskin or waste their life away on travel and other meaningless bullshit and not have a child until they're 30.

Would a woman even give a shit if I told her I was NOT a virgin? I have this idea in my mind that my future wife would want me to be a vPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.116008

Hey guys OP and I'm not shitting you, I'll take a picture of it, but I've received a highly suspicious packet from China that's bundled up and has my pseudonym I use as a psy-operator on it and nobody ever sends me mail using that pseudonym unless it's some serious shit (and it's usually from my enemies). There's even a mis-spelled message on the fucking thing saying it contains dangerous/harmful material and how much said material weighs. Judging from the overall wording, I think it's supposed to be a pledge that it does NOT have anything bad in it. I've got shit like this before and taken it to forensics. Would /pol/ like to see it though and should I just open it and risk my life right now?

The package I have is from Duan De Jie from Shang Hai.

Description of contents is "Model Toys"

It apparently weighs 0.108 KG and is valued at $0.17 USD.

It then says "I,certifit that particulars given in this delcaration are correcct and this item does contain any dangerous articles prohi bited by legislations or by postal or customs regulations."

It also says the package is "untracked" and that it was sent by air.

What the fuck is it going to be? I hope my prolific activities haven't pissed off the Chinese so much they've decided to terminate me today.


 No.116016

>>116008

Put it in the microwave for a few minutes before you open it, just to be safe


 No.116060

>>116008

so, you've been doxxed numerous times, are being online-stalked and haven't realized yet that a random anon sent you some stupid cheap gift from China?

I bet it's a gay crystal just to make it more scary.


 No.116116

>>116008

wtf this is from /pol/ you are copypasting from /pol/

>>116016

>>116060

It's Gipetto that sent it to me I think.


 No.116117

>>115977

>>115986

I sure as fuck don't want to.




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 No.116099[Reply]

Germany was bullied during WW1, but it blew back up, this time the same thing is happening to the "caliphate"

go is is green been bing bong trump

 No.116108

>IS


 No.116129

Germany lost.




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 No.116077[Reply]

Pakistani migrant raped a 6 year old in Germany. The dad tried to retaliate, and the cops killed the father. The pedophile rapist got probation.

Source: https://goo.gl/kbjdJP

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 No.116085

>goo.gl/kbjdJP


 No.116089

i can't read german you fucking fag


 No.116090

I ain't clicking that shit


 No.116093

>Flüchtlingsmädchen (6) missbraucht: Bewährung für Angeklagten

What did he mean by this?


 No.116101

This isn't even news, it's from last month. Shitskin rapes smaller shitskin. Shitskin dad tries to be heroic skinhead but fails and dies. And nothing of value was lost.

>The attacker, Pakistani refugee Tayyab M. told the court in Germany it "didn't' matter" to him whether he had sex with a child or an adult - just that the act itself was completed for his gratification.

>"I did it, it just happened spontaneously," he said. "It wasn't planned."

Typical shitskin showing his nigger roots of being a slave to his impulses and not being able to think ahead.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/767521/pakistani-immigrant-sex-abuse-rape-girl-Germany-suspended-jail-sentence

Also OP should be banned for that google link. Anything that reeks of reposting from facebook should be banned.




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 No.116082[Reply]

>try to shitpost on ded bort

>see this

Wat do?

 No.116084

hdv make them mods


 No.116086

<what do

fried chicken time


 No.116088

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>>116084

>hdv make chicken into vol

>I post lewd without spoiler

>hear someone knocking on my door

>it is chicken vol

>pic related




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 No.116063[Reply]

me IRL

 No.116064

[ - ]


 No.116065

>>116064

tahnks foh duh loosh mundane xddddddd


 No.116066

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Earth IS A LOOSH FARM




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