Turkspergy the fugly kissless handholdless permavirgin NEET shitskin lowlife loser schizoid (who projects all of his own traits onto others for some reason lol) slowly tries to make his way to his computer.
His extreme physical weight makes it much harder for him to navigate properly across the room's floor littered with empty Mountain Dew bottles and all kinds of various black dildoes.
He seats himself on his dirty and run-down chair which groanes at the shock of his two-hundred extremely heavy pounds bearing down on it and presses the start button on his computer.
As his computer boots up with a humming sound Turkspergy picks up a dossier from the trash-littered floor and examines it. It's his trusty old manual made by the turkish LGBT foundation, containing various instructions for debate with eastern germanic homophobe white nationalists in online forums. He proceeds to open the dossier with his fat and smelly shitskin hands.
One of Turkspergy's fat arms accidentally knocks down one of his countless empty vaseline tubes and underneath exposes an old picture which he had long forgotten.
Vaseline was utterly surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Vladimir, you dirty strong handsome and fair eastern germanic slav gentleman, why wouldn't you love me?", Turkspergy whimpers under his heavy virgin loser breath.
Suddenly all of his repressed and painful memories back from high school return to Turkspergy. Being bullied and beaten up every day, being rejected by his love, his filthy bodybuilding germanic friends laughing at him, him starting to cry and running off like so many times before and then trying to overcompensate by pretending to be a bodybuilder on his own, smugly pretending that he was "somehow above them" despite being hated universally - Something which was mirrored in the imageboards he frequented in also, where people told him to GTFO constantly but he just pretended that he was "above them" just like he did back in school. To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the germanics (and especially "FoKy") for his own failures.
Finally logging into his computer Turkspergy is greeted by his desktop consisting of a huge black cock photoshopped into Peter SteelePost too long. Click here to view the full text.